are you a horder??

definition:

horde
-noun
1. a vast multitude
ref: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/horde

or

hoard
–noun
1.
a supply or accumulation that is hidden or carefully guarded for preservation, future use, etc.
ref: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hoard
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what do you horde? i am a horder of ribbon. i'm not really sure why i have this issue. i have so much freakin' ribbon it's funny. i went to michael's yesterday. have you seen the new ribbon they have? oh my cuteness!! it is so unbelievably cute i can't stand it! and this week, it's all on sale!! so i went there yesterday and spent a bit on ribbon. and i didn't even get all the ones i wanted!!! what is wrong with me!! but look at it all. then you will understand. then you will run to your nearest michael's and pick up your own truckload of ribbon. now here is the real kicker...i use ribbon on maybe, maybe 5% of my cards. yet it is one thing i can't pass up!! it's a sickness, i'm sure. oh yeah, i also got a few cute dollar stamps.